Love Making Tips For Seniors
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..
8. Make all the noise you want...the neighbors are deaf, too.
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Through the eyes of a child:
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> /*_The Children's Bible in a Nutshell_*/
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> In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing
> but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God
> is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that.
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> Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did.
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> Then God made the world.
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Rick Mercer has done so much to get Canadians to notice themselves. Do you think we could get the Rick Mercer Report to do a segment on the United Church? If so, what would he do? He seems to love doing zany, creative things. For example, the Johnson's cranberry bog is what you'd expect: flooded fields of cranberries. What did he do? He kneeboarded through the bog, pulled by a tractor. It was priceless!
. This is a making fun of Homophobic people, not effeminate boys. OK
