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The Canadian Spring: Getting Involved

You've all probably heard the meme going around, of an "Arab Spring", in mention of all the rioting/freedom fighting/youth gnarling going on in the ME right now.

Well, I'd like to use this particular thread to use as a placeholder where we all can talk, riff, muse, put in news stories, rants, reasoned diatribes, silly, solemn, etc, that we think of aboot the concept of a Canadian Spring.

I'll start:

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Funny Youth Overnight Stories

 As i read a post, where SomeGal mentioned a youth sleepover, it reminded me of funny stories from youth group sleepovers.

 

 

I figure a few of you have them too, so, hoping you will share some humour for all those youth workers out there.

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Confessional can't become a sauna, (Humour)

 In looking around the net I can across this funny story from the AP.  I thought we could start a thread to share humour church related stories.

Zion United Church


Street:
Medway Road and Clarke Road
City:
Thorndale
,
Province:
Ontario
Postal Code:
N0M 2P0
Country:
Canada
tel: 519 461 1771

tracycrickbutler@yahoo.ca

http://www.thorndaleareachurches.com/zionunited.html

Learn more about this church!
Zion United Church
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This is to make all you oldies smile

Love Making Tips For Seniors

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..

8. Make all the noise you want...the neighbors are deaf, too.

9.

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Our True North Strong and Smug

Congratulations, Canadians!  Your smugness has been recognized internationally.

 

Here's the news story:

http://www.canada.com/news/Environmentalists+Canada+colossal+fossil/2357...

 

And as we Canadians have a sense of humour ingrained into our very DNA, laugh with ourselves :3

 

Just a Self-writing poem,

Inannawhimsey

and love from Pandemonium (who always forgets her password)

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Judas Asparagus - The Bible Story

Through the eyes of a child:
>
>    /*_The Children's Bible in a Nutshell_*/
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>    In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing
>    but God, darkness, and some gas.  The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God
>    is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that.
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>    Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did.
>
>    Then God made the world.
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Who's on Wondercafe?

FACT:    79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now...

 

FACT:    58,000,000 are kissing.

 

FACT:    37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.

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We all Need A Smile

A smile for a gray, snowy day

 

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Tips on Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son

 Humour alert. This is a making fun of Homophobic people, not effeminate boys.  OK

 

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