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Living across the street from the beast

No this has nothing to do with global issues......

666 - Number of the beast

667 - Number of the house across the street from the beast

670 - Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000000 - Number of the High Precision Beast
665.9999954 - Number of the Pentium Beast
0.666 - Number of the Millibeast
/666 - Beast Common Denominator
666 x sqrt (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010 - Binary of the Beast
1-666 - Area code of the Beast
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. (Must be over 18)
$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
$710.36 - Price of the Beast plus 6.66% state sales tax
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$606.66 - Price of the Beast at Wal-Mart
$566.66 - Price of the Beast at Costco Phillips
6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank
($666 minimum deposit)
666 - Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 - Way of the Beast
666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg - Recommended Daily Allowance of Beast
6-6-6.xls - Spreadsheet of the Beast Word
6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
666i - BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast

Totally ripped off from:
www.cretinworld.com/newmath.html

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In case anyone is confused,

In case anyone is confused, this is post number 667 in Global issues.

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Hi Witch,   All of them were

Hi Witch,

 

All of them were cute.

 

Except for this one:

 

Witch wrote:

1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. (Must be over 18)

 

That one is wicked!!!

 

Grace and peace to you.

John

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Wouldn't take your credit

Wouldn't take your credit card eh?

 

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Witch wrote: In case anyone

Witch wrote:

In case anyone is confused, this is post number 667 in Global issues.

 

Witch, you are amazing.

 

Constant laughs :D

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Hi Witch,   Witch

Hi Witch,

 

Witch wrote:

Wouldn't take your credit card eh?

 

 

HA!  Well, they probably wouldn't.

 

And that would be a difficult expense to explain to the Mrs.  Spiritual Warfare training?  Outreach?  Loving thy neighbour?  I don't think any of those options reeks of plausibility.

 

Grace and peace to you.

John

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