InannaWhimsey
Cat Shuay
Posted on: 06/19/2007 16:09
[Translated from Cat]
Dear fellow children of Bast,
This is Veronica.
Have you noticed an annoying habit that your staff engages in? The other day, as I was enjoying a paticularly yellow sunbeam, my staff had, without asking my permission or even telling me in those silly voices of theirs, begun moving my stuff around!
I was shocked, let me tell you.
My bed had been moved alarmingly to another corner of the room. The boxes and other things that I use to climb on, were shoved to the entirely-different area of the room.
It totally interfered with--[pause for preening]--my cat shuay! I had to go in and inspect everything and make sure the poor dears weren't hurt.
My staff has to be reminded every so often of their duties.
Does anyone else have any stories of the silly things our staff does?
All Prrr Bast's Name,
Veronica
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InannaWhimsey
Posted on: 06/19/2007 16:40
[A gentle head *bump*]
ninjafaery
Posted on: 06/19/2007 17:03
May Bast be adored forever in purrfect bliss.
We are the collective of two which our minion calls "mr. orange" and "chloe" although our real names have never been discovered by her despite much foolish guessing.
We have trained her remarkably well and she now is much better at reading our minds. These unevolved creatures are so dull. She has wisely understood that our abode must have many beds and we have taught her to open cans. When we feline beings are able to open cans, we shall rule the earth.
Actually, our minion is obedient and hastens to meet most of our demands. "Chloe" has to resort to ridiculous charades sometimes to let her know when the (er hum) "cat box" isn't immaculate. To demonstrate that the minion has pleased us, Chloe does the "cat box dance" when it meets our specifications.
Our minion shows the most fatuous delight in these cheap attentions.
She did, however, deliver us from a most unpleasant life and for that, we will be more gentle in our judgement of her and ask Bast to overlook her innumerable flaws.
Purrrrrrr
gramps
Posted on: 06/22/2007 10:49
May Bast be adored forever in purrfect bliss.
This movement of my jumping and curling up things happened to me a short time ago. My temper rose, and I decided to share my anger with my staff. First chance i got, I gave her a quick rake of my left from paw, claws out, acrss the leg.
Now I am living in the garage with no jumping things except a shinng blue thing that causes me to slip off each time I land on it. Beware"¦and be careful!
abpenny
Posted on: 06/22/2007 12:01
Meow, Veronica....I hear you girl! I'm a farmkat for heaven sakes, and my staff had the audacity to neuter me...it's difficult to keep up with all of the gophers without children...I don't know how my staff makes it to the bathroom all by herself some days...she'd post a picture, but she doesn't know how. It's quite humiliating, actually.....Rachel
revjohn
Posted on: 06/22/2007 17:30
Oooooh Play time!
SAMUEL!! ROSE!! Look what Daddy found!
Grace and peace to you.
John
ninjafaery
Posted on: 06/23/2007 00:46
Note from the Ninja minion;
"help I'm being held hostage by tuna-addicted cats"
InannaWhimsey
[translated from
Posted on: 01/29/2012 19:23
[translated from Cat]
And now a Cat Service Announcement from Bast Central on the Proper Way to Initiate New Staff
All Prrr Bast's Name,
Gray Mouser reporting from Bast Central
naman
CATASTROPHE
Posted on: 01/29/2012 04:49
CATASTROPHE