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Aliens Cause Global Warming

From the brilliant mind of the late great Michael Crichton.....

 

http://www.crichton-official.com/speech-alienscauseglobalwarming.html 

 

A few years old, but definitely worth the read.

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 Gee and i thought it was

 Gee and i thought it was alien farts.  

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trishcuit wrote:  Gee and i

trishcuit wrote:

 Gee and i thought it was alien farts.  

 

I heard cow farts.

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Actually, it was Politicians

Actually, it was Politicians farts and verbal flatulence from around the world; especially from Ottawa and Washington.  If aliens, were they the Greys or the Reptilians?

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joejack wrote: Actually, it

joejack wrote:

Actually, it was Politicians farts and verbal flatulence from around the world; especially from Ottawa and Washington.  If aliens, were they the Greys or the Reptilians?

 

Nah, it was the old LGM (Little Green Men). The Greys and the Reptilians are just fronts for them. The LGM are also responsible for Al Qaeda, the economic crisis, and the revival of Britney Spears' career.

 

Mendalla

 

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