From the brilliant mind of the late great Michael Crichton.....
http://www.crichton-official.com/speech-alienscauseglobalwarming.html
A few years old, but definitely worth the read.
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trishcuit
Gee and i thought it was
Posted on: 03/10/2010 12:56
Gee and i thought it was alien farts.
Tyson
trishcuit wrote: Gee and i
Posted on: 03/10/2010 12:57
Gee and i thought it was alien farts.
I heard cow farts.
joejack
Actually, it was Politicians
Posted on: 03/10/2010 13:04
Actually, it was Politicians farts and verbal flatulence from around the world; especially from Ottawa and Washington. If aliens, were they the Greys or the Reptilians?
Mendalla
joejack wrote: Actually, it
Posted on: 03/10/2010 13:12
Actually, it was Politicians farts and verbal flatulence from around the world; especially from Ottawa and Washington. If aliens, were they the Greys or the Reptilians?
Nah, it was the old LGM (Little Green Men). The Greys and the Reptilians are just fronts for them. The LGM are also responsible for Al Qaeda, the economic crisis, and the revival of Britney Spears' career.
Mendalla