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Church Dispute: Do Dogs go to Heaven- Funny!

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Two Churches Battle it out..See the Signs! (Do All Dogs Go to Heaven?)

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ROFLMAO

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1.) It's very very funny.

1.) It's very very funny. Thanks for the good laugh.

 

2.) Check out http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/dogheaven.asp

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Hi stardust:   Dogs don't go

Hi stardust:

 

Dogs don't go to heaven, they are in heaven. Unlike most people, who think they are not.

 

Lucky dogs, eh?

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LOLOL! Thanks for the giggle.

LOLOL! Thanks for the giggle. Who cares if it is real or not. It is funny.

 

 

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Absolute hoot.     IT   Russ

Absolute hoot.

 

 

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LMAO!

LMAO!

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Greeings!   Too

Greeings!

 

Too cute!!!

 

Before my little doggie of 14 years was deceased I was one of those that tooted the "animals don't have souls so they don't go to heaven" spiel.  Then . . . my little doggie died . . . I remember saying to my family on the way back to our house after our doggie burial that "perhaps doggies do have souls and do go to heaven."  A lot of what we believe (despite the Presbyterian churches admonishment to "read the Bible") is based on our own understanding and experience, including how we read and interpret the Bible and other ways we come into an understanding of God, heaven, and the after life.

 

Hope, peace, joy, love ...

 

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Here's more from Snopes

Here's more from Snopes comments:

 

scroll down .....more on the link here

 
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We had a local church put up a sign that said "Don't wait for the hurse [sic] to bring you to church".
 
In Revalation (or Apocalypse, depending...) Jesus returns from heaven riding on a horse. I figure if they've got horses, there must be dogs.
 
"Mommy, Daddy, I don't want to go the crazy dog-hating church."
 
I kid you not, but the Lutheran church near me had it's own take on this sign last week: "Spending Sunday in Bed Shouting OH GOD is Not Worship".
 
If my wife could keep me in bed all day Sunday shouting "OH GOD!", I'd worship her!
 
That's pretty funny. My personal favorite is, "The most powerful position is on your knees." Yeah, I've said the same thing for years. Oh wait. Prayer? Damn. Never mind.
 
OMGosh!!! Look can you see? Theres Jesus and he is WHAT?? I think he's sitting on a rock.... I can't really tell, is that a dog or a sheep he is touching? Could it be BOTH... LOL I'm sure he was sitting there shaking his head over this one!!!
 
lol this is soo funny especially since a couple years ago this one church in my town wouldnt let the middle school in during a bomb threat and the next day they wrote have u been to church lately on their sign n the school wrote nou wouldnt let us in!!!
 

In the end, as St. Francis's Rev. Lingle pointed out to the WSJ (while inspecting the altar for drool), perhaps the only thing that matters is an animal's table manners. After all, in Judges 7:5, the Lord says unto Gideon, whose soldiers are drinking from a stream, that He will only preserve the lives of "every one that lappeth of the water with his tongue, as a dog lappeth."

 

 

Bryan Patterson

Wednesday, January 16, 2008 at 12:51pm

 


IS your pet dog merely a collection of cells biologically disposed to survival? Or does he have a spiritual nature?
More importantly, do all animals, or some animals, have eternal souls and will they somehow survive after death?
Those questions have vexed philosophers and theologians for centuries.

A character in the film Steel Magnolias asserted the great difference between humans and animals was ``our ability to accessorise’’.
C.S. Lewis, Francis of Assissi and Billy Graham have all said animals would be in the afterlife because they were an integral part of our lives on this planet.
Martin Luther apparently said when his pet died: ``Be thou comforted little dog. Thou, too, in resurrection, shall have a little golden tail’’.
Judaism defines soul as the breath of life and says all living beings have it, but the relationship of an animals soul differs from a human’s, which returns to God at death.
Islam states that animals have spirits, but not eternal souls. Hindus believe all things have a soul.
Christianity has traditionally taught that an eternal soul is limited to humans, although there have been teachers as diverse as Francis of Assisi and Billy Graham who believe animals exist in the afterlife.

Early animal rights advocates in England were often Christians who also worried about the treatment of children and working conditions of the poor.
Then comes the news that almost nine out of 10 Americans (who else?) believe their pet dogs and cats would go to heaven with them. But their thoughts about the afterlife prospects of goldfish, hamsters and birds are not so clear.

 

 
 
It's too bad it's not real! It's freaking awesome though..(You can tell it's not real cause the red and white cars in the background of the Catholic Church Sign never move or change)
 
 
The only church sign message that has stuck with me is on a church near my parents house back in VA that says (said?) "God is like Coca-Cola, he's the real thing!".
 
 
An Omaha, Neb., church is filled every Sunday with prayers and paws. Underwood Hills Presbyterian Church not just allows but encourages congregants to bring their dogs to worship. From Chihuahuas to Mastiffs, people bring their pups. Ushers ask people if they need a rug or water for their pets when they enter. The reason for the idea? The church is trying to reach out to single adults who may not have other people to attend church with, so the dogs are welcome.

Though this church isn’t the first to allow dogs – it’s actually quite common in urban churches – it may be one of the only to openly encourage people to bring their dogs.

Church services put paws in the pews
 
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First-time visitors Kris Graulich and her dog Austin listen to the pastor speak about forgiveness at Underwood Hills Presbyterian Church in Omaha.
By Chris Machian, for USA TODAY
First-time visitors Kris Graulich and her dog Austin listen to the pastor speak about forgiveness at Underwood Hills Presbyterian Church in Omaha.
 
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Pastor Becky Balestri welcomes people and their pets to Underwood Hills Presbyterian Church in Omaha. "It's like having kids in church," she says.
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Pastor Becky Balestri welcomes people and their pets to Underwood Hills Presbyterian Church in Omaha. "It's like having kids in church," she says.
 
 
 

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OMAHA — As they enter the church, they yip, they lick and they sniff the tail ends of their fellow parishioners. An occasional woof interrupts the piano notes wafting through the sanctuary.

But this is a forgiving audience.

It is full of dog lovers, mostly, who gather every Thursday to worship at Underwood Hills Presbyterian Church.

 

 
 
 
 
I wonder if St. Francis of Assissi thought that animals have souls, when he wrote the Canticle of the Creatures...
Quote:
Most High, all-powerful, good Lord,
all praise is yours, all glory, all honor,
and all blessing.
To you, alone, Most High, do they belong.
No mortal lips are worthy to pronounce your name.
All praise be yours, my Lord,
through all you have made,
and first my lord Brother Sun, who brings the day;
and through whom you give us light.
How beautiful is he, how radiant in all his splendor;
Of you, Most High, he bears the likeness.
All Praise be yours, my Lord, through Sister Moon
and the stars; in the heavens you have made them,
bright, and precious, and fair.
All praise be yours, my Lord,
through Brothers wind and air, and fair and stormy,
all the weather's moods,
by which you cherish all that you have made.
All praise be yours, my Lord, through Sister Water,
so useful, humble, precious and pure.
All praise be yours, my Lord, through Brother Fire,
through whom you brighten up the night.
How beautiful is he, how cheerful!
Full of power and strength.
All praise be yours, my Lord, through our Sister
Mother Earth, who sustains us and governs us,
and produces various fruits with colored flowers
and herbs.
All praise be yours, my Lord,
through those who grant pardon for love of you;
through those who endure sickness and trial.
Happy are those who endure in peace,
By You, Most High, they will be crowned.
All praise be yours, my Lord, through Sister Death,
From whose embrace no mortal can escape.
Woe to those who die in mortal sin!
Happy those she finds doing your will!
The second death can do them no harm.
Praise and bless my Lord, and give him thanks
And serve him with great humility.
 

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Trust the Presbyterians

Trust the Presbyterians (which includes me) to get it wrong!

I'm siding with the Catholic signs on this one. And yes Arminius is correct - the animals and the rocks are already in heaven.

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Sorry about the huge mess on

Sorry about the huge mess on my last post.

I have a big problem on the WC to do with Exp.6. I can't even get on this thread on my own computer. A  message  comes up saying : Internet Explorer needs to close and it  does! It happens more often when I start topics. I corrected it but Norton Security freaks out at me, to do with phishing.

I'm using my grandson's laptop and for some reason the edit button isn't showing up at the bottom of my post. I can't edit the unwanted entries; maybe I'll have luck later. The print on the laptop must surely be a size 0.....lol. I can hardly see a thing.

Sorry again......

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In my opinion dogs always go

In my opinion dogs always go to heaven and not only dogs every animal will go to heaven at the day of judgement its my faith. If you are a dog owner than its your duty to keep an eye on dog health. This thing makes your dog life longer.

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Well, god created dog to give

Well, god created dog to give us an example of ITs unconditional love. That's why "dog" is "god" spelled backwards.

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