"I'm a born again heterosexual" "and I'm a flying pig"

well, I think that the whole "born again heterosexual" thing is a load of bull, unless you were actually gay by choice... oh, and let me clear this argument up. There are people who choose to be gay, for past relationship problems, or wanting to try something new, or for whatever reason and then there are the people who just were born that way, and can't help it. The people who think all gay people made a choice are probably stereotyping because of one or two people. anyways, back to my original point, I don't belive that the whole born again thing is real, it can't possibly change what I belive to be chemically programed into the brain... what do you think? and what do they do to "change" a person?

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Exodus and other

Exodus and other organizations like that have a zero percent success rate due to sexual orientation being a hard-wired part of who we are. All they ever do is convince people to go back in the closet.

Jae

Jae

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You're post really

You're post really disappoints me, Gummy. I wanted to read more about the flying pig.

 

Clearly, the pig was

Clearly, the pig was predestined.

Agreed, Gummy worm.   As for

Agreed, Gummy worm.

 

As for the flying pig, can you imagine bacon wings?  Mmmmmmm...

chansen wrote: Clearly, the

chansen wrote:

Clearly, the pig was predestined.

 

Now, THAT'S funny.

Is there a point to this

Is there a point to this thread, or are you just venting?

predestined pigs?  

predestined pigs?

 

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blackbelt wrote: predestined

blackbelt wrote:

predestined pigs?

 

And all I had for breakfast was cereal

 

Yesterday, on Steve and

Yesterday, on Steve and Chris, they showed how to make an edible bacon bowl out of real bacon.  I don't think it was from a flying pig, unless the bacon was flown in from somewhere else.

 Yesterday, on Steve and

 Yesterday, on Steve and Chris, they showed how to make an edible bacon bowl out of real bacon.  I don't think it was from a flying pig, unless the bacon was flown in from somewhere else.

 

sounds American.

Well, I've learned a lot so

Well, I've learned a lot so far...

My contra bution: I've heard that the pig is very literate, having pen and oink....

 

And they have genetically

And they have genetically altered the pig's hooves so it can be kosher.  How do we know it wasn't election instead of predestination?

southpaw wrote: And they have

southpaw wrote:

And they have genetically altered the pig's hooves so it can be kosher.  How do we know it wasn't election instead of predestination?

simple , if they were elected, they would be sporting this ,,,,

 

well, I was wondering if

well, I was wondering if I could get peoples opinions on whether they thought the whole born again heterosexual thing is real or a load of bull, but feel free to talk about bacon if you want :/

Well, to point out the

Well, to point out the obvious just because it hasn't worked so far does not mean that it will not work in the future. We have only just discovered how to fly and we have tried to many times before. Does that mean that human flight is impossible or a load of bull?

You asked a serious question

You asked a serious question gummy and I hope we get back to it. I'll add to what I said and say that Exodus Int. and such are flat out evil. They molest and torture people to try and change them from the person that GOD innerantly created. It's not only sick it's blasphemous. I hope this isn't too heavy.

Gummy - I vote load of bull.

Gummy - I vote load of bull.

jon71 wrote: You asked a

jon71 wrote:

You asked a serious question gummy and I hope we get back to it. I'll add to what I said and say that Exodus Int. and such are flat out evil. They molest and torture people to try and change them from the person that GOD innerantly created. It's not only sick it's blasphemous. I hope this isn't too heavy.

Ah yes, just as the spherical world, or non-heliocentric universe was blasphemous.

it's not too heavy, you can

it's not too heavy, you can read about heavier thing in magazines, like Matthew Shepard:(

Beshpin wrote: Well, to point

Beshpin wrote:

Well, to point out the obvious just because it hasn't worked so far does not mean that it will not work in the future. We have only just discovered how to fly and we have tried to many times before. Does that mean that human flight is impossible or a load of bull?

 

whaaaa?  Not every line of scientific inquiry deserves to be investigated...  Finding a way to travel more quickly from one place to another seems like a justifiable line of investigation  (although we hadn't factored in the high use of fossil fuels, noise pollution, etc).  What's the basis for trying to change someone's sexual orientation?   Just to see if you can?  No, of course not -- you have to start by labeling gay orientation as "wrong," so then you have justification to try to change it.  But the simpler solution would be to ask 1) does anyone get harmed by this orientation (lived out sexually between consenting adults)? and since the answer is no, why wouldn't we accept it as part of the diversity of the human experience?

 

Sorry to the person who started this thread if that was a bit long -- short answer is that "ex-gay" ministries are misguided on paper and truly harmful in practice.  shalom

Gummy.Worm. wrote: well,

Gummy.Worm. wrote:

well, I was wondering if I could get peoples opinions on whether they thought the whole born again heterosexual thing is real or a load of bull, but feel free to talk about bacon if you want :/

ok,

born again experience is very real, who is born again , where ever there find themselves  life is up to God

clergychickita

clergychickita wrote:

whaaaa?  Not every line of scientific inquiry deserves to be investigated...  Finding a way to travel more quickly from one place to another seems like a justifiable line of investigation  (although we hadn't factored in the high use of fossil fuels, noise pollution, etc).  What's the basis for trying to change someone's sexual orientation?   Just to see if you can?  No, of course not -- you have to start by labeling gay orientation as "wrong," so then you have justification to try to change it.  But the simpler solution would be to ask 1) does anyone get harmed by this orientation (lived out sexually between consenting adults)? and since the answer is no, why wouldn't we accept it as part of the diversity of the human experience?

 

Sorry to the person who started this thread if that was a bit long -- short answer is that "ex-gay" ministries are misguided on paper and truly harmful in practice.  shalom

 

To be quite fair, some people MAY want the service and it should be available if it is viable. People in the 20's-50's may have thought that SRS may have been harmful and thus would have, like you, declined interest and follow-up into such procedures. If we developed a system to change gender, there's no reason why we shouldn't have a way to change sexuality.

Gummy   I'll take you

Gummy

 

I'll take you seriously.  My perception, is that there are a lot of bisex and androgyns out there/here and that switch hitting is not a problem.  Just love who loves you back, regardless. 

Beshpin wrote: clergychickita

Beshpin wrote:

clergychickita wrote:

whaaaa?  Not every line of scientific inquiry deserves to be investigated...  Finding a way to travel more quickly from one place to another seems like a justifiable line of investigation  (although we hadn't factored in the high use of fossil fuels, noise pollution, etc).  What's the basis for trying to change someone's sexual orientation?   Just to see if you can?  No, of course not -- you have to start by labeling gay orientation as "wrong," so then you have justification to try to change it.  But the simpler solution would be to ask 1) does anyone get harmed by this orientation (lived out sexually between consenting adults)? and since the answer is no, why wouldn't we accept it as part of the diversity of the human experience?

 

Sorry to the person who started this thread if that was a bit long -- short answer is that "ex-gay" ministries are misguided on paper and truly harmful in practice.  shalom

 

To be quite fair, some people MAY want the service and it should be available if it is viable. People in the 20's-50's may have thought that SRS may have been harmful and thus would have, like you, declined interest and follow-up into such procedures. If we developed a system to change gender, there's no reason why we shouldn't have a way to change sexuality.

 

But the only success would be in, as gummy.worm.phiolosophy stated, people who choose to be gay, conciously or subconciously.  Many of the other people who choose the service may be trying to escape persecution by parents, friends, family, or community by going into a state of denial and believing themselves to be 'broken' or have a problem.  Therapy and public education are better suited to these situations than a group that likes to fuel self conciousness, self doubt, and hatred.

Beshpin wrote:   To be quite

Beshpin wrote:

 

To be quite fair, some people MAY want the service and it should be available if it is viable. People in the 20's-50's may have thought that SRS may have been harmful and thus would have, like you, declined interest and follow-up into such procedures. If we developed a system to change gender, there's no reason why we shouldn't have a way to change sexuality.

 

an interesting thought...

 

although right now, we don't have a way to change sexual orientation that is safe. 


Very interesting. We're off

Very interesting. We're off in X-Men territory! I always applauded the parallels they drew so well. Particularly the third movie:

Dr. Hank McCoy: A major pharmaceutical company has developed a mutant antibody — a way to suppress the mutant "X" gene.
Logan: Suppress?
McCoy: Permanently. They're calling it a cure.

If you were one of the X-Men (oh, just run with it) and someone offered you a needle to change you from a mutant to a human would you agree to it? Rogue decided to (a brave move by the writers). Mystique and Magneto and had it done to them against their will, Angel's parents tried to (unsuccessfully) strap their son down to give it to him, thinking they knew best. After all, who wouldn't want to be normal given the chance?

Not just "normal", but

Not just "normal", but "non-sinful" as well - bringing the analogy back to homosexuality in our own culture.

I don't believe in born again

I don't believe in born again heterosexual. Nothing can be called again, if you were never that to begin with. However I do believe in flying pigs. Here are videos of them.  Flying Pig and son of flying pig.  The banks hire flying pigs in Ottawa to entertain those in back machine line ups, and those that wait for change to come from Parliament.   It's true I have Youtube videos of them,

 

 

 

I disagree that people are

I disagree that people are "gay by choice."   That is like saying that gay people who have married opposite sex spouses were "heterosexual by choice."  Yes, they chose to be in heterosexual relationships but were they ever really heterosexual? 

People that would fit under your "gay by choice" category are more likely bisexual and just cutting out 1/2 the population for some reason (like you said- bad experiences or whatever). No, not every person in the world is bisexual (Kinsey be damned). 

I am bisexual myself.  I have been in relationships with men, and am currently in a relationship with a woman.  I don't turn straight when I am dating a man, or lesbian when I date a woman.

A far as the ex- gay ministy thing (always attached to religion...the APA has written out against so-called "reparative therapy") it is a load of bunk.  Two very funny movies, "But I am a Cheerleader", and "Queer Duck", make that point very well.

 

Shawna

 

 

I love But I'm a Cheerleader!

I love But I'm a Cheerleader! What a movie. RuPaul is fantastic.

Smote wrote:  ..........

Smote wrote:

 .......... After all, who wouldn't want to be normal given the chance?

 

Normal is boring.

Exactement.

Exactement.

GoldenRule wrote: blackbelt

GoldenRule wrote:

blackbelt wrote:

predestined pigs?

 

And all I had for breakfast was cereal

 

 

Then sprinkle some bacon bits on those Cheerios, brother.

consumingfire V4.1

consumingfire V4.1 wrote:

GoldenRule wrote:

blackbelt wrote:

predestined pigs?

 

And all I had for breakfast was cereal

 

 

Then sprinkle some bacon bits on those Cheerios, brother.

and beer

blackbelt

blackbelt wrote:

consumingfire V4.1 wrote:

GoldenRule wrote:

blackbelt wrote:

predestined pigs?

 

And all I had for breakfast was cereal

 

 

Then sprinkle some bacon bits on those Cheerios, brother.

and beer

 

The perfect breakfast.

Jae

Jae

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consumingfire V4.1 wrote: The

consumingfire V4.1 wrote:

The perfect breakfast.

 

They should have bacon-flavored cheerios. Wonder why the good folks at General Mills never came up with that one.

 

 

Hi- Gummy Worm--What you ask,

Hi- Gummy Worm--What you ask, normally I would give you a lot more Information than you what you  need or want  . So I'll just say your first  Idea I believe was a good one. There are a lot of smart people on wondercafe.Read an lison to all . then make up your mind what you want. When it comes to you , your the boss. Just like the rest of all of all of us you have to  choose. good luck and may God bless. airclean33

jae wrote: consumingfire V4.1

jae wrote:

consumingfire V4.1 wrote:

The perfect breakfast.

 

They should have bacon-flavored cheerios. Wonder why the good folks at General Mills never came up with that one.

 

 

 

You should submit it as a new flavor. You would become a millionaire.

consumingfire V4.1 wrote: jae

consumingfire V4.1 wrote:

jae wrote:

consumingfire V4.1 wrote:

The perfect breakfast.

 

They should have bacon-flavored cheerios. Wonder why the good folks at General Mills never came up with that one.

 

 

 

 

You should submit it as a new flavor. You would become a millionaire.

 

But you'd be a billionaire if you created your own cereal company and released it :P

Warped_Purity

Warped_Purity wrote:

consumingfire V4.1 wrote:

jae wrote:

consumingfire V4.1 wrote:

The perfect breakfast.

 

They should have bacon-flavored cheerios. Wonder why the good folks at General Mills never came up with that one.

 

 

 

 

You should submit it as a new flavor. You would become a millionaire.

 

But you'd be a billionaire if you created your own cereal company and released it :P

 

That is also true. Wise choice, young grasshopper. Wise choice indeed.

wisewyldwomyn... I said that

wisewyldwomyn... I said that SOME people are gay by choice, they chose to be with the same sex and they found it cool... those are the people who don't help the image of people who were born that way.

Oh man oh man oh man, I'll

Oh man oh man oh man, I'll tell you what it's better than being a dang ol' flying heterosexual and a dang ol' born again pig, I"ll tell you what, dang ol' man.

Gummy.Worm.

Gummy.Worm. wrote:

wisewyldwomyn... I said that SOME people are gay by choice, they chose to be with the same sex and they found it cool... those are the people who don't help the image of people who were born that way.

 

Let's not forget the unconcious factor, some people do exactly that, but without thinking about it.

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Gummy.Worm. wrote: well,

Gummy.Worm. wrote:

well, I was wondering if I could get peoples opinions on whether they thought the whole born again heterosexual thing is real or a load of bull, but feel free to talk about bacon if you want :/

It's bull.

As you mention in another note, there are almost certainly those who are bisexual who may find it fairly easy to claim to have "seen the light" and become interested in only the opposite sex. But for someone who is totally same-gender oriented, changing that is no more "real" than it would be for a fully opposite-gender oriented person to change theirs.

 

Kinda like the old Jewish conversions to Christianity during the Inquisition IMNSHO

Gummy.Worm.

Gummy.Worm. wrote:

wisewyldwomyn... I said that SOME people are gay by choice, they chose to be with the same sex and they found it cool... those are the people who don't help the image of people who were born that way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

gummy.  The letters of the movement are GLBT or LGTB or some configuration.  Do you think that gay/lesbians are helping out bi's?  Man, bi's get so much crap from the GL crowd that it's just plain nasty.  And, bi's are not doing it to satisfy society.  It is an honest shildhood understood and spiritual longing to see deeper into people than the just the sex parts to aknowledge the validity of the dual gender and see it as one not two.  It is deep and you never get over it even if you choose to be with someone who happens to be of one gender or another.

 

 

 

I've heard some strong

I've heard some strong arguments against the existence of bisexuality, as well as scientific evidence that homosexuality is biological.  Taking this into consideration, I see bisexuality as being sexually attracted to one gender in the traditional manner, which can be integrated into a strong relationship, while also having intense feelings towards the other gender due to aesthetic appeal, from which sexual attraction is derived.  What do you guys think?

(I tried to quote you jlin -

(I tried to quote you jlin - but somehow I stuffed it up!) 

I'm responding to your post.

 

I just assumed that bi's were physically attracted to both male and female bodies - and have often wondered how that could be - seeing that they are so different?

 

Maybe this concept of spiritual longing is connected - jlin, can you develop this idea further as I'm not sure what you mean?

Warped_Purity, could you cite

Warped_Purity, could you cite some of the arguments?

jlin wrote: gummy.  The

jlin wrote:

gummy.  The letters of the movement are GLBT or LGTB or some configuration.  Do you think that gay/lesbians are helping out bi's?  Man, bi's get so much crap from the GL crowd that it's just plain nasty.  And, bi's are not doing it to satisfy society.  It is an honest shildhood understood and spiritual longing to see deeper into people than the just the sex parts to aknowledge the validity of the dual gender and see it as one not two.  It is deep and you never get over it even if you choose to be with someone who happens to be of one gender or another

I worry that you're saying that people who aren't bisexual don't have a spiritual longing to see deeper into people than just the sex parts. If I better understood what you mean by bisexual people acknowledging "the validity of the dual gender and seeing it as one, not two" — an acknowledgment that (I think you're saying) no non-bisexual person is neither capable of nor interested in — then I will better grasp your overall position.

Pilgrims Progress wrote:  I

Pilgrims Progress wrote:
 

I just assumed that bi's were physically attracted to both male and female bodies - and have often wondered how that could be - seeing that they are so different?

 

 

I like lots of things that are very different from each other - broccoli, giraffes, the smell of paper, ballet, red hair...  I can easily see why someone would find two very different human bodies attractive.  Or neither.

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