Following some pre-marital counselling with a couple this afternoon I will be packing up the family vehicles and we will be making our way to Raleigh, NL for our long-awaited family vacation.
I'm not exactly sure what kind of online facilities will be waiting for us so I just wanted you to know that I will be out of touch while we drive to and fro and possibly a number of weeks inbetween.
For those who wish to use this information for nefarious purposes please know that our home is being sat and 150lbs of canine will be waiting at whatever door or window you attempt to enter the house by. That 150lbs of dog will be spread among three. One of which is all bark, the other all tongue and the third will be all teeth.
I guarantee you the minute it becomes a struggle between you and any one of those dogs the other two will pile on. You will not easily enter the place and your exit, if you manage to make it will be bloody.
Burgle at your own risk.
Grace and peace to you.
PS. The dogs shots are all up to date so bleeding will be your only worry.