Beshpin
Game - Useless super-power
Posted on: 03/12/2010 22:36
Create an entirely useless super power.
Some examples:
make your teeth softer at will
make any door lock as soon as you touch the doorknob
make food smaller (not condensed but just less)
have the ability to tell the time precisely without looking at a clock, but only if you're already wearing a watch
you can disappear if and only if you're naked and your eyes are closed
you can fly, but only backwards, a few feet off the ground, and only as fast as you can walk (gravity still applies if you go off an edge)
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InannaWhimsey
No. 1: haHA! No. 2: Just
Posted on: 03/14/2010 15:47
No. 1: haHA!
No. 2: Just aboot every sooperpowah from mainstream comic books.
No. 3: Being able to toss Wave Functions from one's fingertips to change reality...the only problem is that as soon as they leave you, they collapse (since they become involved with reality) into something definite.
No. 4: Being able to detect someone's political leanings by taste.
No. 5: With a thought, being able to Enlighten and Awaken just 1 neuron of someone else.
(I find that as soon as I write these, they become interesting and, thereby, useful -- grist for the mill -- Doom Patrol and Flaming Carrot all the way)
Just a Self-writing poem,
InannaWhimsey
Mendalla
X-Ray vision that can only
Posted on: 03/14/2010 15:50
X-Ray vision that can only see through air
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Mendalla
Northwind
To be able to
Posted on: 03/14/2010 16:44
To be able to give telepathic, invisible finger flicks to the sides of the heads of those people who are annoying on a grand scale.
redbaron338
The ability to tell right
Posted on: 03/14/2010 16:52
The ability to tell right from left, in two guesses or less.
crazyheart
You put your garter tighter
Posted on: 03/14/2010 19:53
You put your garter tighter on your right leg.
redbaron338
well, maybe you do...
Posted on: 03/14/2010 20:01
well, maybe you do...
ninjafaery
The ability to empathetically
Posted on: 03/15/2010 12:47
The ability to empathetically transform myself into the ideal beauty locked deep in a person's unconsciousness. This might be from an old original Star Trek episode. I would then try to resist the temptation to act out of character and shatter the image (ie. scratch my bum).
Northwind
redbaron338 wrote: The
Posted on: 03/14/2010 20:20
The ability to tell right from left, in two guesses or less.
Hold your hands out in front of you with your palms facing out, and the fingertips pointing up.......stick your thumbs out so they are parallel with the floor. You will see that one forms an "L" and the other one does not.......the "L" is left..........