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WonderBus Leaving For Picnic

If we can't go in the flesh, there is a WonderBus leaving from the West. The Worms have consented to be on the bus to provide some music and we have the key to the Wonder Liquor Cabinet. So sign up and ride along.

 

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I'm in.

I'm in.

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Me too.  Although I'm not in

Me too.  Although I'm not in the west I'd be on your way.

 

Did I hear liquor cabinet?

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What picnic? 

What picnic? 

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I'll buy a ticket, but no

I'll buy a ticket, but no matter how full the liquor cabinet is - I won't get on a bus NOW for a picnic in JULY!

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Right Hilary - that must be

Right Hilary - that must be one SLOW bus driver!   That bus better have a good washroom - and bunks!!

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I have a feeling this bus

I have a feeling this bus driver takes the scenic route, ... and very long restroom breaks.

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Perhaps a retired TTC driver

Perhaps a retired TTC driver Birthstone? 

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Seeing as how I can't make it

Seeing as how I can't make it in person, I'll travel on the virtual Wonderbus, also.  I'm pretty good at singing "99 cans of diet caffeine free coke on the wall".

 

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Me thinks that the wonderbus

Me thinks that the wonderbus should manover down to the Maritimes.  We have some fabulous scenery.  You could pick up a few of us here and get us to Five Oaks for the picnic.  Since we'll need to stop for a few meals I'm going to bring some Cream of Fiddlehead soup.  Can be served either hot or cold.  Anybody should make a detour half way across the country for that.  And maybe somebody else can provide the smoked salmon or a dozen lobsters. 

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It's a Wonderbus, seeler, we

It's a Wonderbus, seeler, we can go anywhere. Glad you and others will be aboard.

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Of course I'll join in,

Of course I'll join in, someone has to keep all of you in line!

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I saw that picture of you

I saw that picture of you Myst!   I'm not sure that you are the one to keep us in line.

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lol seeler, I was set up in

lol seeler, I was set up in that photo .....

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We're not jumping on the bus

We're not jumping on the bus right now, are we?  Cuz it'll be a looooooong ride since the picnic's not till July.

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myst wrote: lol seeler, I was

myst wrote:

lol seeler, I was set up in that photo .....

 

Oh sure hahahahaha

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The photo looks pretty

The photo looks pretty believable to me lol!

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seeler wrote: I saw that

seeler wrote:

I saw that picture of you Myst!   I'm not sure that you are the one to keep us in line.

 

LOL....I was thinking the same thing! I suspect we may be keeping myst in line!

 

Edit: It seems there is a concensus about the picture and its implications.       

 

 

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Just happened to be passing a

Just happened to be passing a church hall, and through an opened doorway I heard..............

 

"Hello. My name is myst and....."

 

Curious, I asked a passing member of the clergy, "what's that all about?"

"Sanitizer's Anonymous," replied the minister, "It's very sad, but with God's help we can pray for a miracle......"

 

 

 

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oh people .... laugh if you

oh people .... laugh if you will, but obviously I am the only 'clean' one here. And I will be the one on the bus not carrying germs and not catching yours.

 

YouthWorker, I agree it's way too earlier to get on the bus .... but we can plan and dream about the road trip.

 

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Okay, well I hope we go the

Okay, well I hope we go the Canadian route, not through the states, cause I've never driven across Ontario . . . I flew to Thunder Bay once from Winnipeg.  And I hope we make lots of stops to get out and stretch our legs.  And I hope that we get to play road games, and sing, and stop at fine places to eat.

 

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Youthworker, Myst - yes, its

Youthworker, Myst - yes, its early.  But think of all the fun we can have.  Of course we'll take a Canadian route across Ontario.  When we drove out to the west coast and back we took the route that more or less hugs the shores of Lake Superior - I loved the scenery in that part of the country as much as Mr. Seeler loved the Rockies.  There is also a more northerly route but it is longer and I don't believe it is as scenic.  And remember that your bus won't be swinging down into southern Ontario yet.  I've been promised that it will come East, at least as far as the Maritimes.  Maybe there is even a Newfie who would like to hop aboard.  So plan for a long trip, lots of singing, lots of drinking, and lots of good food.  Doesn't anybody want to taste my cream of fiddlehead soup with a sprinkle of little green onions and a daub of whipped cream on top?  I'm making some tonight for company tomorrow, and as a test run before the bus is in sight.  (Can a virtual bus be 'in sight'?)

 

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Well... if this bus can go

Well... if this bus can go anywhere and is outfitted with some sort of time warp technology (since it can get anywhere in no time flat) -- then this might be a sweet deal.  I have nine flights this month -- I could save time and money and stress if we can get this bus going on my routes!

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seeler wrote: Since we'll

seeler wrote:

Since we'll need to stop for a few meals I'm going to bring some Cream of Fiddlehead soup. 

Hey! The restaurant where I work now is known for their Cream of Fiddlehead soup, I'm sure I could hook us all up with some! and for those who aren't into the fiddlehead thing I could  bring some potato & bacon or some of the best tomato soup around. And if you're all really good maybe even some Sticky Date Cake!  

 

Btw even though I'm all about being early... I think this early might be a bit extreme...

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Hey puppypaws . . . "all

Hey puppypaws . . . "all aboard" . . . with all the stops it  might take awhile!

 

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I`ll be waiting for the bus

I`ll be waiting for the bus ... and Seeler I would love some soup!   

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Because it is a wonderbus,

Because it is a wonderbus, everyone can have a seat. The RL people will only celebrate for 2 days at the picnic. We can celebrate for 2 months or more. Right?

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nine flights, YW!!  Good

nine flights, YW!!  Good lord!!!  I know people get jet lag from going to far east & west, what do you get when you go up & down too often??  popped ears?  dizzy?  

Take the wonderbus - its safer, no, faster, um... ok just do the flights

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Maybe would could start this

Maybe would could start this bus right at the west coast so we don't miss anyone!  The flights from Calgary to Vancouver are pretty reasonable right now so I can get there...I'll drive through the Rockies 'cuz it's tricky for first-timers! 

 

If I'm driving there are LOTS of stops, so bring your cameras and you don't need to worry at all about "holding it"....

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Just think ot all the

Just think ot all the frequent flyer points he's racking up

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**Pinga wanders along the

**Pinga wanders along the road.....

Over my head, I hear music in the air, over my head, I hear music in the air, over my head, I hear music in the air, there must be a WonderBus somewhere.  (apologies to Linnea Good)

 

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lol @ Pinga, nice song!  Over

lol @ Pinga, nice song!  Over My Head.... must be a wonderplane carrying YouthWorker and everyone else.  Maybe Pilgrim is on it already.

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mi-mi-mi-mi ahem........okay,

mi-mi-mi-mi ahem........okay, now I am ready to sing. Where's the alto section?

 

 

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la la la la = here it is

la la la la = here it is northwind "Over my Head.........

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Penny ... I have never driven

Penny ... I have never driven through the Rockies so I will come along and we can chat!

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Perfect pommum...let's tow a

Perfect pommum...let's tow a big kennel behind us for the pets...hmm, maybe I'll bring a horse trailer instead in case it rains and does anyone know how to build high perch things so the kitties can get some peace?

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Birthstone wrote: nine

Birthstone wrote:

nine flights, YW!!  Good lord!!!  I know people get jet lag from going to far east & west, what do you get when you go up & down too often??  popped ears?  dizzy?  

Take the wonderbus - its safer, no, faster, um... ok just do the flights

 

Flights don't bother me too much... but nine in a month...  :-S

 

About four of the flights aren't so bad -- less than an hour each -- but I've got about 10 hours of layovers in airports (5 on the way there and 5 on the way back).  This WonderBus is sounding more and more appealing.

 

But, it'll be worth it!  One is for a meeting in Toronto, after which I'm hanging out with a certain Toronto Wondercafe member.  And then the remaining seven flights are part of my vacation (a week of which will be spent hanging out with another Wondercafe member).

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Penny - a horse trailer would

Penny - a horse trailer would be awesome ... lots of room to play!         You can get tall cat condos or even hammocks. We could put them up high away from the pooches!

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Crazyheart, I think I might

Crazyheart,

I think I might get your bus from Oz to Canada.

I just heard Robin Williams the actor on the radio - and they asked him how long did it take to fly from America to Australia?

"About a year and a half", was his reply.

This will be me getting off the plane in Toronto.  

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Oh I didn't know we could

Oh I didn't know we could bring our pets.  You know that Pilgrim isn't too fond of pets.  We'll have to keep them away from her.  I'm bringing along my daughter's dog - I've been keeping her a lot lately.  She's part Golden Retriever, part 'you name it'.  She's just past a year old - hyper, friendly, jumps on people, eats anything, destroys plants, shoes, toys, but loves people and other animals.  And she has a certificate that says that she 'participated' in obedience training at the basic level.  Get that - participated.  No one in my family has ever had a participation certificate before.  My lab, Pepper, got a plaque that said 'first place'.  This dog says that she is tired of hearing about what 'Pepper' could do.  So I'll bring her along to play with your livestock.  Oh, did I mention she sheds - especially if you're wearing black.

 

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seeler wrote: Oh I didn't

seeler wrote:

Oh I didn't know we could bring our pets.  You know that Pilgrim isn't too fond of pets.  We'll have to keep them away from her. 

Quite right, seeler!

Here are some choices for your consideration:

1. All animals to go in Penny's horse trailer, and all folks in the bus.

2. I suspect, this being Canada, there'll be more animals that folks - so maybe animals in the bus and folks in the horse trailer? (in view of their diminutive size, pommum's wee doggies can have a window seat.)

3.If animals and folks share the bus - then I'll spend the entire trip in the toilet (Oops- sorry genteel Canadians, "washroom".)

(Memo to myst - please leave me some hand sanitizer.)

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dare I say, I hope the

dare I say, I hope the Maestro decides to go another route. I can only handle her at Christmas.

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Pilgrim ... the poms thank

Pilgrim ... the poms thank you for the consideration of giving them the window seats and by the way, you can also call it a "water closet" if you are being really polite.

 

PS: even those you are not in love with the canine species love my poms because they really do believe they are human!

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 Up ahead!   On the side of

 Up ahead!   On the side of the road!  That looks like Mike waiting with his bagpipes! I dunno - could be a long trip.

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 I like the bagpipes. - But

 I like the bagpipes. - But for two months on a crowded bus? Along with dogs and cats and whatever else.

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As he sees the bus approach

As he sees the bus approach Mike starts playing the pipes.  The bus stops to pick him up - someone thinks this is a good chance to let the dogs out for a run.  As the poms prance around licking ankles, Seelerdog catches sight of a squirrel running along a board fence 300 yards away and takes off, several dogs after her.  Seeler shouts "No" to the wind.  Penny calls and her dog immediately returns to her side as it should.  Other dogs mill around the Wonder folk.  Seelerdog discovers that the squirrel is long gone up in the treetops, but there is a delightful smell somewhere in the long grasses, something to dig out.  Its time to go again.  Mike gets on the bus and takes his pipes to the back.  Everyone else tries to get in the front seats.  Seeler gives up her frantic calling and starts to run away from the bus along the side of the road, alternating clapping her hands and waving her arms.  Has she gone crazy?  Suddenly Seelerdog is there by her side, running along with her, jumping at her waving arms.  She grabs the collar and marches back to the bus.  We're on our way again.

 

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lol, Seeler, well done.

lol, Seeler, well done.

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*passing the earplugs around

*passing the earplugs around just to muffle the pipes a bit. I do like pipes, but aren't they outdoor music??

 

I have my magnetic backgammon board here. Anyone interested in a game?

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Maybe we will find out what

Maybe we will find out what is under the kilt.

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Or maybe this is the tartan.

Or maybe this is the tartan.

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crazyheart, A toe-tapping

crazyheart,

A toe-tapping bagpiper, I'm impressed!

Gotta say, gal, your techie qualities are outstripping mine - it's enough to send me crying to the roofer for comfort.

(Have a go at Pinga's google wondercafe map - then tell me what to do. I can't find "edit" anywhere. I wish someone else from Oz would join wondercafe - I'm heading towards being a national disgrace.)  

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