Ok, sucker, I snagged you.

Humor is been described as tragedy plus time, And also (Will Durant) humor and philosophy are souls of each other--

Ok. Here are two" one may make you smile, one might make you think:

#1

I went into a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything singularly.

(Ok. I'll wait for the chuckles to susbside.)

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#2

Well you can't have everyting - where would you put it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0&feature=fvw
 

This looks like a fun church to be in and a great party to follow.